Nuevas citas

Nuevas citas, que hacía tiempo que no ampliaba mi repertorio:

"Tal vez los matrimonios sean mejores en edad madura. Cuando han desaparecido las tonterías y uno advierte que debeis amaros porque, en cualquier caso, algún día morireis"
Erica Jong

"El chismorreo es el opio de los oprimidos"
Erica Jong

"Los vínculos del matrimonio son tan pesados que se necesitan dos personas para llevarlos... y en ocasiones, tres"
Alejandro Dumas

"No tienes porqué pegarle a una mujer, si la haces sentirse culpable"
Erica Jong

"Posiblemente la humanidad se halla en el umbral de una edad de oro, pero, si es así, primero será necesario matar al dragón que guarda la puerta, la Religión"
Bertrand Russell

"El universo puede tener una finalidad, pero nada de lo que nosotros sabemos sugiere que, de ser así, ese propósito tenga alguna semejanza con los nuestros"
Bertrand Russell

"El sentimiento del deber es la consecuencia de la imaginaria reprobación de álguien"
Bertrand Russell

"Todo lo que entra por la boca engorda, y todo lo que sale de ella envilece"
Gabriel García Márquez

"Todo homenaje público es un principio de embalsamamiento"
Gabriel García Márquez

"La muerte es la única cita que no está anotada en nuestra agenda"
Frédéric Beigbeder

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the experience you are about to enjoy does not imply in any way any
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(at least today)

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