lunes, enero 24, 2011

Nuevas citas

Nuevas citas, que hacía tiempo que no ampliaba mi repertorio:

"Tal vez los matrimonios sean mejores en edad madura. Cuando han desaparecido las tonterías y uno advierte que debeis amaros porque, en cualquier caso, algún día morireis"
Erica Jong

"El chismorreo es el opio de los oprimidos"
Erica Jong

"Los vínculos del matrimonio son tan pesados que se necesitan dos personas para llevarlos... y en ocasiones, tres"
Alejandro Dumas

"No tienes porqué pegarle a una mujer, si la haces sentirse culpable"
Erica Jong

"Posiblemente la humanidad se halla en el umbral de una edad de oro, pero, si es así, primero será necesario matar al dragón que guarda la puerta, la Religión"
Bertrand Russell

"El universo puede tener una finalidad, pero nada de lo que nosotros sabemos sugiere que, de ser así, ese propósito tenga alguna semejanza con los nuestros"
Bertrand Russell

"El sentimiento del deber es la consecuencia de la imaginaria reprobación de álguien"
Bertrand Russell

"Todo lo que entra por la boca engorda, y todo lo que sale de ella envilece"
Gabriel García Márquez

"Todo homenaje público es un principio de embalsamamiento"
Gabriel García Márquez

"La muerte es la única cita que no está anotada en nuestra agenda"
Frédéric Beigbeder


lunes, enero 10, 2011

Visto lo ocurrido a Assange, ¡mejor las cositas claras!

Re-usable Contract (for Assange) to participate

Consented Sex with a Swedish Adult


Caution!


The experience you are about to enjoy

might not be to your expectations!


I am doing everything in my hands to provide you with a perfect experience, by taking this time, as always, the maximum care to each possible detail.

However, many things could occur in the process that limit the quality or time of the experience you have heard so many wonders of.


Bear
in mind that at no point, before, during or after the experience, the
highest safety standards will be put in stake, and that should the even
occur that safety of any kind is breached due to the manufacturer’s
cause of the object(s) used, I cannot be liable of such faults.


Moreover,
the experience you are about to enjoy does not imply in any way any
sort of compromise from my part to indulge in further or repeated
deliveries of the experience

(at least today)


In order to provide you with a great experience every time, and to assure the best service afterwards, everything will be recorded in video for your benefit.

By participating in the experience that you are about to enjoy, you are agreeing to transfer the copyright to me.


If, even with all our care, you think that I could have done more to deliver to you a better experience to the level have had notice of, you can always file a complaint that I will be glad to address as soon as I can.


And last, and most important; you have the right to withdraw consent at any moment, please say loudly the sentence “I withdraw consent” if you can voice it, or clearly do the gestures in international sign language gestures (shown behind) otherwise.



The
signers underneath declare to consent in perfect use of their reasoning
capabilities and that they meet all the criteria required by the law to
have consented adult sex:

Name

(or telephone number)

Date (*)

(*) put “” if it is the same

Signature














(*) I care for the environment and the health of planet Earth. Stop Deforestation, reuse this form!

Enjoy!



Genial idea de El Germen